“Hey everybody. I am excited to bring you this episode as it is near and dear to my heart. I just love the Dallas Cowboys, but they are a team that is hard to stay neutral over. Even though the season is off to a 2-3 start, I am optimistic.” – Cynthia Troyer
In Like Cyn – Season 2 Episode 2
Dallas Cowboys Practice
Published to YouTube October 15, 2015
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In Like Cyn – Season 2 Episode 2
Dallas Cowboys Practice
Published to Youtube October 15, 2015
[Cyn: Cynthia Troyer; RG: Robert Gold]
Cyn: Hello, hello and welcome to another episode of In Like Cyn.
TITLE: Cynthia Troyer, screenwriter
#CowboysNation
Cyn: Today we are in Oxnard, California at the Dallas Cowboys Training Camp. And this is something that I come to every year. And today, I have a co-star along with me – Mr. Robert Gold.
RG: Mr. Robert-frickin-Gold
TITLE: Robert Gold – writer / all around good guy
RG: I’m not a big sports fan, but Cynthia’s trying to turn me into a convert.
Cyn: And who better to convert ‘im than the Cowboys! Whoo-hoo!
TITLE: Dallas Cowboys Practice
Cyn VO: The Dallas Cowboys joined the NFL as an expansion team in 1960.
TITLE: Cowboys Facility, Oxnard, California
Cyn VO: The franchise shares the record for most Super Bowl appearances at 8, with the Pittsburgh Steelers and the New England Patriots. And they’ve taken home the ring… five times. In 1971, 1977, 1992, 1993 and 1995.
MUSIC BREAK
Cyn VO: Forbes Magazine placed a 4 billion dollar value on the team in 2015, making them the most valuable sports team in the world.
TITLE: Sage Emeralds, made all these delicious beats…
TITLE : #27 J.J. Wilcox.
Cyn VO: The Cowboys are the only NFL team to record 20 straight winning seasons, from 1966 to 1985, in which they only missed the playoffs twice, an NFL record that remains unchallenged.
TITLE: #58 Jack Crawford, #75 Darrion Weems
RG: High School diploma program. I don’t know, are there a lot of football players out there that don’t have their high school diplomas yet.
Cyn: Dunbar’s #25, he’s the running back.
TITLE: #25 Lance Dunbar, #28 Robert Steeples
Cyn: Yeah!
TITLE: #3 Brandon Weeden, #10 Dustin Vaughan
TITLE: #7 Jarnell Showers
Cyn: That’s the new guy, the draft pick we got. [when I say “we” I am talking about how closely I feel affiliated with the Dallas Cowboys!]
TITLE: #94 Randy Gregory
Cyn: Gregory
TITLE: #89 Gavin Escobar
Cyn: #82!
TITLE: #82 Jason Witten
Cyn: Jason Witten.
RG: What’s his name?
Cyn: Jason Witten. He’s one of my favs! JASON!! Woooo! Yeah!
RG: Is that the whole – are those rushers?
Cyn: No, they’re the tackles, some play offense some play defense.
RG: There all so huge, they’re all like Chironi’s [a race of aliens in a comic book Robert Gold and I are writing called The Colony.]
Cyn: I see some delicious chocolate.
RG: I don’t know what’s going on, but there’s so much energy and power and passion. It’s overwhelming.
TITLE: #88, Dez Bryant
Cyn: Yeah! Wooooooo!
Cyn VO: As practice was gearing up, Dez Bryant, #88, warmed up with his little son.
MUSIC BREAK
Cyn VO: The Cowboys blue star logo representative of Texas as the “Lone Star State” –
Vendor: Water, soda, candy, hot dogs!
Cyn VO: – is one of the best known logos in professional sports. The blue star originally was a solid shape until a white line anda blue border were added in 1963. The logo has remained the same since.
Sage Emeralds MUSIC BREAK
Cyn OS: Beasley! I fuckin’ love that guy!
Cyn: It’s so cool, being so close to them.
Sage Emeralds MUSIC BREAK
Cyn VO: Unfortunately, Tony Romo didn’t take any snaps in this practice.
Sage Emeralds MUSIC BREAK
Cyn VO: And then practice was over.
Cyn VO: On February 25, 1989, the team was purchased by current bodacious owner Jerry Jones.
Cyn VO: So thanks for coming to Oxnard, California to watch the Cowboys practice.
Cyn: That was such a good time. Did you have a good time?
RG: Yeah, oh, yeah, I learned all about Romo and Jason. I think he probably has a last name?
Cyn: Witten.
RG: I learned all about Witten and Romo, and homos and the lo-mo, elbows and hobos.
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